The Sharpest BeachBall on the Shore.

I'm a normal person like you but not like you because that's copying and I already have a copying machine so I can't do that or I'll steal it's job like my sister stole my stomach before we were removed from our mother lady.

homes-ick:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

i just need money so 

(via dink-ster)

asylajust:

slothsaysshowtime:

Well I’ve done it. I have created a tumblr and I am looking forward to throwing my life away.

Remember this

WE MUST CELEBRATE

englishmajorhumor:

skreenedtees submitted:

Perfect shirt for those bookworms out there.

arthur arthur arTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR

when you hear people talking about you

Another unrealistic expectation of women.

Damn Carly I knew you were Canadian but not THIS Canadian

I paused Kyary’s video…

Reading fanfiction of a ship for the first time

Reading fanfiction of a ship for the first time